TonyH Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 Found this on another website...... to good not to shareYesterday my daughter-in-law again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation.She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.I did this and when she came over yesterday I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.I told her that I had joined a parachute club.She said, "Are you nuts? You 're almost 72 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club,not a Parachute Club."Gosh !!! I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up and paid for five jumps a week," I told her. She fainted. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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