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Sat Nav Poem


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THE SATNAV - BY PAM AYRES




I have a little satnav, it sits there in my car


A satnav is a driver's friend, it tells you where you are


I have a little satnav, I've had it all my life


It's better than the normal ones, my satnav is my wife



It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive


"It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're doing sixty five"


It tells me when to stop and start, and when to use the brake


And tells me that it's never ever, safe to overtake



It tells me when a light is red, and when it goes to green


It seems to know instinctively, just when to intervene


It lists the vehicles just in front, and all those to the rear


And taking this into account, it specifies my gear



I'm sure no other driver has so helpful a device


For when we leave and lock the car, it still gives its advice


It fills me up with counselling, each journey's pretty fraught


So why don't I exchange it, and get a quieter sort?



Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, makes sure I'm properly fed


It washes all my shirts and things, and keeps me warm in bed!


Despite all these advantages, and my tendency to scoff,


I only wish that now and then, I could turn the bugger off!




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