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I will seek and find you.


I shall take you to bed, and have my way with you.


I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.


I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.


I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.


And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.


All my love,


The Flu


P.S. Now, stop thinking about sex, all you senior citizens, and go get your flu shot!


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