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Moreton Bay Fruit Cake

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Ingredients:

1 cup of butter, 1 cup sugar, 4 eggs, 1 teaspoon baking soda, 1 cup dried fruit, 1 teaspoon salt, 1 cup brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, 1 bottle whisky.

Sample whisky to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour 1 level cup and drink. Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one spoontea of sugar and beat again.

Make sure the whisky is still OK. Cry another tup.

Turn off the mixer. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fruit gets stuck in the beater, pry it off with a drewscriver.

Sample the whisky again to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt - or something.

Who cares? Check the whisky.

Now sift the lemion juice and strain your nuts. Add 1 babblespoon of brown sugar, or whatever colour you can find. Wix mel. Grease the oven. Turn the cake pan to 350 gradees. Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Throw the bowl out the window. Check the whisky again and Bo to ged

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