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A mate of mine sent this to me...hopefully it won't offend anyone... BREAKING NEWS !!!! PM Scott Morrison has announced that due to the new Indian COVID variant - vindaflu - people will now be offered the Pun jab. Please start taking this Indian COVID variant seriously guys!! My neighbour caught it and has been in a korma for a week, and he’s only just buried his naan who apparently had a dodgy tikka.