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"OLD" IS WHEN - Your friends compliment you on your leather gloves , but you are not wearing any. "OLD" IS WHEN - You don't care where your spouse goes , just as long as you don't have to go along "OLD" IS WHEN - You are cautioned to slow down buy your doctor instead of the police. "OLD " IS WHEN - "Getting a little action " means you don't need to take any fibre today. "OLD" IS WHEN - Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. "OLD" IS WHEN - "Getting lucky" means finding you car in the parking lot "OLD" IS WHEN - An "all-nighter' means not getting up to pee .