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I saw my mate who is a builder coming down a ladder with a chimney pot on his shoulder, he looked like he wasn't well so I said to him "you don't look well pal I hope it's not covid ."

 

"I'm coming down with the flue " he replied.

 

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I used to know a baker who had red hair.

He was a ginger bread man...

 

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What do you call a herd of sheep tumbling down a hill?

A Lambslide..

 

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The other day, I rang the Speaking Clock.

It said, “What's the matter, can't you afford a watch?

Are you too lazy to lift your arm up, you idiot?“ It was Greenwich Mean Time.

 

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