Bas Posted June 22, 2021 Report Share Posted June 22, 2021 I saw my mate who is a builder coming down a ladder with a chimney pot on his shoulder, he looked like he wasn't well so I said to him "you don't look well pal I hope it's not covid ." "I'm coming down with the flue " he replied. ***************************** I used to know a baker who had red hair. He was a ginger bread man... **************************** What do you call a herd of sheep tumbling down a hill? A Lambslide.. ***************************** The other day, I rang the Speaking Clock. It said, “What's the matter, can't you afford a watch? Are you too lazy to lift your arm up, you idiot?“ It was Greenwich Mean Time. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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