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Perks of reaching 60 or being over 70 and heading towards 80!

1.   Kidnappers  are not very interested in you.

2   In  a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3.   No  one expects you to run--anywhere.

4.   People  call at 8 PM   and ask, "Did  I wake you?"

5.   People  no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6.   There  is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7.   Things  you buy now won't wear out.

8.   You  can eat supper at 5 PM   .

9.   You  can live without sex but not your glasses.

10.Your  supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

11. You  can't remember who sent you this list.

12. And  you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.                                                   


 

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