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PADDY'S OYSTERS

 

A hard-working Irishman at a coastal village in Ireland:

 

Daily, Paddy would pole a heavy old punt out to sea, then work a heavy iron grapple to bring up the sand oysters which he sold to the local ice works.

 

He was a man of regular habits; he always arrived home each day at a certain time.

 

Sadly, Paddy did not realise the heavy grappling was taking a toll on his faulty heart.

 

One day he failed to come home; his wife soon contacted the Police to investigate as to why paddy was missing.

 

The Police rowed out and sadly found Paddy dead in the punt; beside him a huge grapple full of oysters he had tried to hoist aboard.

 

Headlines next day in the 'Irish Times Newspaper' said:

 

 

 

 

OYSTERS KILPATRICK!

 

 

 

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