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TonyH

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IRISH SAUSAGES  ...............  RACISM?

 

 

 

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

 

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?"

 

The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"

 

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am, but let me ask you something...

 

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

 

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

 

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

 

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

 

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

 

The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

 

The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

 

 

 

The assistant replied,  "Because you're in *Bunnings."

 

 

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