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Feeling old on a wet rainy day.


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"OLD" IS WHEN  - Your friends compliment  you on your leather gloves , but you are not wearing any.

 

"OLD" IS WHEN  -  You don't care where your spouse goes , just as long as you don't have to go along

 

"OLD"  IS WHEN - You are cautioned to slow down buy your doctor instead of the police.

 

"OLD " IS WHEN  - "Getting a little action " means you don't need to take any fibre today.

 

"OLD" IS WHEN -   Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

 

"OLD" IS WHEN - "Getting lucky" means finding you car in the parking lot

 

"OLD" IS WHEN - An "all-nighter' means not getting up to pee .

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