TonyH Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 It was Easter time at school and the children brought gifts for their teacher. The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacherlifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another dropand asked, " "Champagne ?" , "No,"he said.She tasted another drop and asked, "Scotch ?" "No," said the little boy.............."It's a puppy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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