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  2. Good one thanks Tony.
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  4. I always get a laugh from Friday Funnies, regardless of what they are about. Thank you Barry
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  6. Cop comebacks 1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." 3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." 4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." 5. "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." 6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" 7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?" 8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." 9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" 10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop." 11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." 12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." ( National Crime Information Center ) 13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?" 14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can." 15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail." AND THE WINNER IS.... 16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."
  7. Around the Campfire This is a forum for general fireside chit chat, fun stuff, jokes or non caravan related topics you might find on the net etc.
  8. Hi Chris,

    Some what surprised, you were sufficiently miffed to delete/remove my ‘tongue in check’ post on the KOG website.

    I would have thought you would have been able to see ‘through’ my comment & even have a chuckle about it.

    I understand your political allegiances, from your posts on social media.

    You have obviously misconstrued the jovial comment I made…..sorry you took offence.

    My comment was posted in a ‘joke thread’ on this site and I honestly thought it would (should have) been taken as such. 
    Please don’t come back to me with again with website protocol’s….I know them only too well. 


    On another note, sending you and your family condolences on the passing of your brother…..I hope the finalisation of his estate is as stress free as it can be. I would like to think that you are getting more than enough support from your NT family and friends. 

    Regards to you & Val

    Travel safe.

    Tony Heat.

  9. Yes Barry, there were other comments made, and generally they were innocuous. But one comment leads to another, and next thing we have a bun fight. Best we leave them to our own social media accounts. Thanks for being understanding.
  10. Hi Chris There were a lot of politically oriented jokes circulating as the election was the flavour of the the 6 weeks, and many seemed to have a particular focus or bias. Since early December last only 3 political jokes have been posted. If and when I post in future, I will endeavour to not select jokes with topics that some may find offensive, and that might be difficult task. Barry
  11. I have been an Administrator on other forums over the years and can say that some of the biggest arguments will be over politics or religion. We need to respect each others’ views on such topics, by refraining from posting political material. Any overtly political material posted on this forum will be deleted. Our Guidelines state: The following types of posts are not acceptable. Defamatory or libellous. Offensive language or sexual content. Personal abuse or unpleasantness. Incitement of racial hatred or other activities illegal under Australian law. Promotion of other sites in a way that might be expected to result in financial disadvantage to the Kedron Owners Group Committee, its Members and Forum Moderators. (Posts that promote competitor sites in a low key, friendly and responsible manner may sometimes be accepted by prior arrangement with the Kedron Owners Group Committee and Forum Moderators.) Promotion of any 'get rich quick' schemes or email solicitations to join such schemes. Unpaid advertisements or spam. Irrelevant or off-topic posts such as political or religious rhetoric. Posts not covered by any of the above, but deemed clearly inappropriate by the Forum Moderators.
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    We are interested, please put our name down. Al & Donna O'Brien Thank you
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    Please add us to the list for this event. & Thank you Rob & Jewel Donna & Al O'Brien
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    - 2nd to 5th December for Christmas gathering, to be held at Rubern Lagoons Tourist Park (private property) just outside of Chinchilla Qld. Thank you Sandra for your suggestion. I will be asking for indication of numbers around late August. They have 30 powered sites and approx 20 unpowered sites. Current fee is $25.00 pn for power. Please refer to WikiCamps for further info on camp site.
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    Kilkivan Gathering and AGM

    - 14th to 16th October , members Rob & Jewel have offered their property at Kilkivan for this gathering. Past gatherings have been great, and I thank Rob & Jewel . We will hold our AGM during this gathering . Full details will be announced later.
  16. Look, I do have a sense of humour, but I am tired of the bashing Labor jokes. If I posted a joke about Morrison or the state of the (decimated) Liberals, I wonder how that would go down? Let’s have less political jokes.
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  18. Yes I can see a later post where they say it has gone to a new home - I will put sold on it so no one is confused.
  19. Our hopeful future PM, Albo walked into a bank to cash a cheque When he’s called over to the teller, he says, "Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me?" The teller replied, "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?" Albo said, "Truthfully, I didn’t bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I’m the leader of the Labor Party of Australia." The teller said, "Yes sir, I know who you are... but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors, forgers, and requirements of the legislation etc., I must insist on seeing ID." Albo said, “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they’ll tell you. Everybody knows who I am." The teller said, "I’m sorry, Mr Albanese, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them" Getting a bit agitated, Albo snapped, “C'mon woman, I’m urging you, please, to cash this cheque.." The teller said, "Look Mr Albanese, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods, he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque. "Another time, Patrick Rafter came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, Mr Albanese, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you?" Albo stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank... there’s nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do... and I don't have a clue." With a big smile, the teller said, "Will that be large or small notes, Mr Albanese?
  20. I am guessing this has sold
  21. TonyH Sorry mate...a small typo in my YouTube recommendation. Try https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp7bM7U9Gu0 Regards, Bilgolabands
  22. Well done Judy and Peter, enjoy the future Sandra and Clive
  23. Hi Judy & Peter, Congratulations on the quick sale....sorry to see you leave 'the fold'. Pending successful sale ....you can go back to your original post on this topic, top right corner of first photo you will see three dots, click on those & you should be able to delete the post from there. Best wishes for the future. Tony H
  24. Please mark as Sold. Deposit taken today.
  25. Hi Tony Thanks for sending this. Ours is not in the VIN range and we have not heard from Toyota. Bas
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