TonyH

SO YOU COWARDS......... think you're tough because you jumped me?? Waited for me to be alone... in front of my van ??? I still handled all of you, left 3 of you on the ground laid out!! You're lucky I don't have any marks on my face. I have some on my arms and neck but so what!!!! I bet you didn't expect me to swing back since it was 6 against one. I might be old but I'm not too old for this! Yeah, I'm not gonna lie I was getting tired of fighting and just wanted to go back into my van , but I kept on swinging and made sure you got yours!!!!! All I have to say is, you started this and I finished it. Man I hate mosquitoes!!!...

IRISH SAUSAGES ............... RACISM? Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?" The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am, but let me ask you something... If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?" The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?" The assistant replied, "Because you're in *Bunnings."

https://www.productsafety.gov.au/recalls/swift-group—swift-caravan-cookers https://www.facebook.com/watch?v=408286627243388

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AN ELDERLY COUPLE STOPPED AT PIZZA HUT FOR LUNCH. AFTER FINISHING THEIR MEAL, THEY LEFT THE RESTAURANT AND RESUMED THEIR JOURNEY. THE ELDERLY WOMAN UNKNOWINGLY LEFT HER GLASSES ON THE TABLE AND DIDN'T REALISE THIS UNTIL THEY HAD BEEN DRIVING FOR ABOUT FORTY MINUTES. BY THEN, TO ADD TO THE AGGRAVATION, THEY HAD TO TRAVEL QUITE A DISTANCE BEFORE THEY COULD FIND A PLACE TO TURN AROUND, IN ORDER TO RETURN TO THE RESTAURANT TO RETRIEVE HER GLASSES. ALL THE WAY BACK, THE ELDERLY HUSBAND BECAME THE CLASSIC GROUCHY OLD MAN. HE FUSSED AND COMPLAINED AND SCOLDED HIS WIFE RELENTLESSLY. THE MORE HE CHIDED HER, THE MORE AGITATED HE BECAME. HE JUST WOULDN'T LET UP FOR A SINGLE MINUTE. HIS RELENTLESS SCOLDING FINALLY CEASED WHEN THEY ARRIVED AT THE RESTAURANT. AS HIS WIFE HURRIED INSIDE THE STORE TO RETRIEVE HER GLASSES, THE OLD GEEZER YELLED TO HER, "WHILE YOU'RE IN THERE, YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET MY HAT AND CREDIT CARD."

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Hi Judy & Peter, Congratulations on the quick sale....sorry to see you leave 'the fold'. Pending successful sale ....you can go back to your original post on this topic, top right corner of first photo you will see three dots, click on those & you should be able to delete the post from there. Best wishes for the future. Tony H

Hi Baz, Just found this, maybe of interest/effect you, https://www.drive.com.au/news/toyota-recalls-26000-cars-landcruiser-300-rav4-hybrid-and-kluger/

Hi Bilgola, The link does not work…….bugger

A Jewish bookie was at the races playing the ponies and losing his shirt. He noticed a Priest step out onto the track and bless the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race. Lo and behold, that horse - a long shot - won the race. Next race, as the horses lined up, the Priest stepped onto the track. Sure enough, he blessed one of the horses. The bookie made a beeline for a betting window and placed a small bet on the horse. Again, even though it was another long shot, the horse won the race. He collected his winnings, and anxiously waited to see which horse the Priest would bless next. He bet big on it, and it won. As the races continued the Priest kept blessing horses, and each one ended up winning. The bookie was elated. He made a quick dash to the ATM, withdrew all his savings, and awaited for the Priest's next blessing that would tell him which horse to bet on. True to his pattern, the Priest stepped onto the track for the last race and blessed the forehead of an old nag that was 100/1. This time the priest blessed the eyes, ears, and hooves of the old nag. The bookie knew he had a winner and bet every cent he had on the old nag. He watched dumbfounded as the old nag pulled up lame and couldn't even finish the race. In a state of shock, he went to the track area where the Priest was standing. Confronting him, he exclaimed, "Father! What happened? All day long you blessed horses and they all won. Then in the last race, the horse you blessed never even had a chance. Now, thanks to you I've lost all my money!" The Priest nodded wisely and with sympathy. "You aren't Catholic are you my son?" "No, I'm Jewish." "That's the problem", said the Priest, "you couldn't tell the difference between a blessing and last rites."

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