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Xmas Fruit Cake

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Xmas Fruitcake Recipe

1 cup water

1 cup sugar

4 large eggs

2 cups dried fruit

1 teaspoon baking soda

1 teaspoon salt

1 cup brown sugar

lemon juice

nuts

1 gallon whisky

Sample the whisky to check for quality.

Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again to be sure it is of the highest quality.

Pour one level cup and drink.

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer

Beat 1cup butter in a large, fluffy bowl

Add 1 tea spoon sugar and beat again.

Make sure the whisky is still OK. Cry another tup

Turn off mixer.

Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in

the cup of dried fruit

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity

Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?

Check the whisky.

Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts

Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something.

Whatever you can find.

Grease the oven.

Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.

Don't forget to beat off the turner

Throw the bowl out of the window

Check the whisky again.

Go to bed

Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway? :helpsmilie:

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