Jokes taken off the blackboard at the Cox County Club blackboard (off Darwin) in 2021
I tried to say NO to Vodka, but it was 40% stronger than me
I don't drink alcohol I drink spirts,
therefore, I am not an alcoholic
I am a spiritual.
24 hours in a day
24 stubbies in a carton
COINCIDENCE???
I can't afford a holiday,
So, I am going to drink
until I don't remember where I am!