Just found this & I thought I would share it...

[TonyH]

There were these three girls who were getting married and they all met at the

marriage counsellor’s office to discuss the options of having or not

having a baby right away.

They were two city girls and one farm girl. The counsellor asked them if

they planned on having a baby right away or were going to wait awhile.

They all said that they had discussed this with their potential

husbands and had all agreed to wait awhile. Well, the counsellor asked the

first girl what type of birth control she planned to use. Her answer

was, “The rhythm method”. “That will work,” said the counsellor, “but only if

you keep a good record.”

He asked the second girl what system she planned on using. “I plan on

using birth control pills” she said. Again he said, “Yes that will

work as long as you don 't forget to take them”.

He then asked the farm girl what system she was planning on using. Her

answer was, “The bucket and saucer method.” After a short delay, he

told her that should also work. He asked them all to come back in one

year on a specific date for a follow up on how things were going.

They all met again one year later and the two city girls were pregnant.

Only the farm girl was still slim and trim. Well, the counsellor asked the

first girl what method she used and what went wrong. She replied, “I

used the rhythm method but somehow got my notes mixed up and, well

here I am, going to have a baby.”'

He asked the second city girl what method she used and she replied, “The birth control pill . But we were camping one weekend and I didn't

have my pills with me and as you can see, I too am going to have a baby.”

He turns to the farm girl. “I vaguely remember you were going to use

the bucket and saucer method. Now I must admit that I don 't have a clue

what the bucket and saucer method is. Will you explain it to me as I see

it has worked well for you.”

She replied, “Well, we always make love standing up, and since I am quite a

bit taller than my husband, he stands on a bucket turned upside down.

Now as we are making love, I watch his eyes, and when his eyes get as

big as saucers .....

“I kick the bucket out from under him”.

[sellinup]

Hi Tony

I saw a slightly different version , 2 city girls and 2 farm girls . the 2nd farm girl wasn't sure what method she would follow

but thought the Bucket and Saucer sounded easy so they went with that. When they all met a year later ,farm girl no2 was not only

pregnant but also cross eyed. The counsellor coulden't understand how it could work for farm girl no1 but not farm girl no2,

until she explained that as her husband was the taller of the two, she had to stand on the bucket.