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Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying . . ."Greetings, Earthling . . . we come in peace . . . . Take us to your leader"
The gas pump of course didn't respond.
The younger alien became angry at the lack of response. The older alien said, “I’d calm down if I was you"
The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting, again there was no response . . .
Miffed at the pumps haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said gruffly "Greeting Earthling . . . We come in peace . . . Take us to your leader or I will fire"
The older alien again warned his comrade saying, "You probably don't want to do that, I think it will make him mad"
"Rubbish", replied the cocky young alien
He aimed his weapon and opened fire . . . . There was a huge explosion.
A massive fire-ball roared towards him and blew the younger alien off his feet and threw him in a burnt smoking mass about 200 yards away into a cactus patch.
Half an hour passed . . . .
When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes, straightened his antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big green head . . . .
"What a ferocious creature!" exclaimed the young fried alien . . ."He damn near killed me!" "How did you know he was so dangerous?"
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied . . ."If there is one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you never mess with a guy who can loop his manhood over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear!

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