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Jokes taken off the blackboard at the Cox County Club blackboard (off Darwin) in 2021

 

I tried to say NO to Vodka, but it was 40% stronger than me

 

I don't drink alcohol I drink spirts,

therefore, I am not an alcoholic

I am a spiritual.

 

24 hours in a day

24 stubbies in a carton

COINCIDENCE???

 

I can't afford a holiday,

So, I am going to drink 

until I don't remember where I am!

 

 

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