Jump to content

In the future


Recommended Posts

A guy is driving down the road when he spots a gypsy caravan with a sign outside saying, "readings $30"

Thinking, "this could be a laugh", he pulls over and enters the caravan.

The gypsy immediately grabs his hands, looks at them for a couple of seconds and stares into his eyes.

She says, "sweet child o' mine, livin' on a prayer ,stairway to heaven, don't dream it's over."

"wow", said the guy, "those are my favourite songs!"

"impressive", he continues, "please, tell me my future"

"can't" exclaims the gypsy, "I am just a four tune teller"
  • Haha 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...